Welcome to the United States. We’re a great place to do business.
In America you come first! Just look at what we’ve got:
- Powerless unions.
- No stupid rules for working conditions.
- Do what you want to the environment.
- Hire and fire as you please.
- Healthcare plans optional.
- Employers win all legal challenges.
- Play states against each other for gifts.
- Lowest taxes anywhere—the “locals” are not your problem!
You may have lost your colonies, but now there is the new America:
The land where you don’t have to care!