Welcome to the United States.   We’re a great place to do business.

In America you come first!  Just look at what we’ve got:

• Powerless unions.
• No stupid rules for working conditions.
• Do what you want to the environment.
• Hire and fire as you please.
• Healthcare plans optional.
• Employers win all legal challenges.
• Play states against each other for gifts.
• Lowest taxes anywhere—the “locals” are not your problem!

You may have lost your colonies, but now there is the new America:

The land where you don’t have to care!